We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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