I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Four minutes until I can fart!
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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