it wasn't lemon gatorade
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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