Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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