U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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