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Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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