dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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