People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I need water and some morals
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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