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sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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