just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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