Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
