i don't like sucking hair
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
My bed is full of blood and feathers
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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