fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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