: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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