you win again, gameday.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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