It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
