So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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