I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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