I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Green mimosas i think yes
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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