it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
