We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
