So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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