So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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