We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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