you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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