where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I don't deserve a penis
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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