when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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