WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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