I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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