how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize
