So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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