i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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