Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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