Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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