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Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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