I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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