Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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