She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm determined to sit on that face.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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