It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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