I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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