I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
