i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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