This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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