I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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