I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
