i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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