I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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