Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm both gender and math confused
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