Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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