We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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