I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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