whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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