there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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