I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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