Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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