I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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